I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)